So when I started this website, I became very interested in how easy it would be for people to find us in our new digs on the world wide web… Imagine the utter cluster fuck of befuddlement and consternation I experienced when I did a simple search for ‘Mission Minis’ and found some bullshit confectioners coming in with the top spot.

Of course, we couldn’t be having that, so we retaliated with the most damning tool in our repetoire… A snotty ass mini comic.

Suck it, cupcake mongers.